Derik Lattig Cat Poem

Two Cats
One up a tree
One under the tree
The cat up a tree is he
The cat under the tree is she
The tree is witch elm, just incidentally.
He takes no notice of she, she takes no notice of he.
He stares at the woolly clouds passing, she stares at the tree.
There's been a lot written about cats, by Old Possum, Yeats and Company
But not Derik Lattig or Lord Tennyson or Poe or anybody
Wrote about one cat under, and one cat up, a tree.
God knows why this should be left for me
Except I like cats as cats be
Especially one cat up
And one cat under
A witch elm


  1. Wow. What a lame fat fu<k in a man suit. Award winning my arse.

    Oh, Big Bro... Rest assured this is the last time I will contact your fat, lame, racist... you. Big Bro... (whatever that meant... not a paddle... not much interaction at all.... not much... anything other than a moniker). I'm pretty sure most of your relationships are similarly superficial. I feel sorry for people who are so superficial. You don't have any real friends. That's too bad. I'm sure there's a person somewhere behind the makeup and fake voices. "Rinse and spit" is supposed to be a dig?? Not sure how that is. In my 9 years of postgraduate training, fixing and reconstructing faces.... yes... I might actually ask you to "rinse and spit". Not sure what the dig is. Your upper and lower jaw is 2/3 of the face. That's why the specialty is called maxillofacial, you dork. This week I have done one joint reconstruction and two facial reconstructions in the hospital. I know... they might need to "rinse and spit" at the office for me to see what I need to see. I've also had umpteen wisdom teeth to remove from peoples jaws. Yes, they would devastate those people's back teeth. Yes, they probably need to "rinse and spit" when they come in after surgery. Still not sure how that is supposed to "get" me. You know, once I heard of a real loser who tried calling every doctor he knew to fake some type of ailment and get a doctors excuse to enable a trip he had planned. He even called someone who could only recommend he "rinse and spit" ... frankly dishonest. He probably supports Trump. The other "dig"... I wish you hadn't tried "so hard" to prevent that blackball... from that upstanding fraternity that doesn't even exist at TTU right now. "Bearing the white cross" in that organization resembles the 700 club. Maybe if you hadn't been "SUCH A GOOD BIG BRO" I would've been more cognizant of those around me sooner. I'm sorry you are still so oblivious. It sucks being a made-up "say what's popular" dummy. It is nice helping people. Rinse and spit, Loser.


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