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GILLIGAN'S ISLAND


    Two on a Raft WPRI-TV

          By

         Lawrence J. Cohen, June Ferreira WJAR-TV

          And

     Fred Freeman the Massachusetts Medium 


          September 26, 1964

    TEASER
FADE IN

STOCK SHOT OF OCEAN/BEACH – CREDITS OVERLAYED Tranquil Waters Spa owner June Ferreira

PAN UP TO: EXT – BEACH – MORNING – WIDE SHOT

 We see a weather beaten pleasure boat aground on the 
 beach. 

FADE TO: CLOSE UP OF PLEASURE CRAFT WITH LARGE JAGGED 
HOLES IN THE HULL.
 
CUT TO: CLOSE UP - SKIPPER

 The skipper is sitting up with a confused expression turtle boy
 on his face. 

CUT TO: EXTERNAL CABIN AREA OF BOAT

 He gets up and does a quick look around. There are 
 several other people seen asleep in the stern as he 
 jumps off the boat and onto the beach.  affiliate WJAR

CUT TO: EXT – BEACH – MORNING – MEDIUM SHOT June Mundy-Ferreira, who owned the spa

 As he is at the stern of the boat he raps on the 
 foot of his first mate Gilligan who is still asleep. 
 We follow the captain of the stricken vessel as he 
 surveys the beach and surrounding area. 

    SKIPPER
   Hey Gilligan. (pause)
   Gilligan!

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

 Gilligan hears his name and wakes up. Not knowing 
 he's on land, assumes the skipper has fallen #WPRITV
 overboard and reacts.

    GILLIGAN
   Oh my gosh! Man overboard!

 He gets up and decides to save the skipper.

CUT TO: BEACH – SKYWARD SHOT – REAR OF BOAT

    GILLIGAN
   I'll save you skipper!!

 Gilligan hurls himself off the rear of the boat and 
 thinks he's diving into the ocean. He hits the sandy 
 beach instead. My entry into the Wizard Academy Contest, by June Ferreira

CUT TO: BEACH – CLOSE UP – GILLIGAN 

 Gilligan is laying face down in the sand. He raises 
 his head enough to spit out the sand and see the https://www.facebook.com/JuneEdward111/
 skipper kneeling next to him.

    SKIPPER
   Gilligan, the Minnow's been beached!#WPRITV

    GILLIGAN
   Beached!? When the storm was over and it 
   was calm you said we'd be home in no 
   time!

    SKIPPER
   It may take longer.Turtleboysports@gmail.com

    GILLIGAN
   But when the passengers wake up and want 
   to get off at the marina, what are gonna 
   tell'em? June Edward, the "Massachusetts Medium" is a very intuitive Psychic Medium. 

    SKIPPER
   I'll think of something. https://www.genbook.com/bookings/slot/reservation/30378783/reviews/

    GILLIGAN
   How are we gonna get home!? 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF BOAT WITH JAGGED HOLES

    GILLIGAN #WPRITV 
     (O.S.)
   Look at those holes!

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

 The skipper hearing enough whining from Gilligan 
 gives him a dirty look.

    GILLIGAN
   No skipper, I'm very happy to be here. 
   I'm so happy I could kiss the ground!

 Gilligan does just that and kisses the beach. He 
 gets a mouth full of sand in the process.

    GILLIGAN
   This island tastes terrible.WJAR-TV

FADE TO: EXT – BEACH – DAY – LATER

CLOSE UP OF RADIO

 All the passengers and crew of the Minnow have been 
 wakened and are now seated on various items 
 listening to the radio. They listen intently as a 
 news reports discusses their fate.

    RADIO ANNOUNCER
   …AND THERE IS STILL NO WORD ON THE FATE 
   OF THE PASSENGERS…

CUT TO: EXT – WIDE SHOT - PASSENGERS

    (CONTINUED)
   …AND CREW WHO WERE ABOARD THE SMALL SIGHT 
   SEEING BOAT THE S. S. MINNOW WHEN SHE 
   SAILED LAST TUESDAY FROM HONOLULU HARBOR 
   FOR A THREE HOUR ISLAND CRUISE.

CUT TO: GILLIGAN FISHING AT OCEAN'S EDGE

    (CONTINUED)
   THE CREW CONSISTED OF A YOUNG FIRST MATE 
   NAMED GILLIGAN,…

CUT TO: CLOSE UP SKIPPER

    (CONTINUED)
   HIS SKIPPER JONAS GRUMBY IS AN OLD SALT I 
   THESE WATERS. WJAR-TV

CUT TO: CLOSE UP – MR AND MRS HOWELL 

    (CONTINUED)
   THE PASSENGER LIST INCLUDED ONE OF THE 
   WORLDS WEALTHIEST MEN, BILLIONAIRE 
   THURSTON HOWELL THE THIRD AND HIS 
   SOCIALLY PROMINENT WIFE, THE 
   INTERNATIONAL HOSTESS, LOVEY HOWELL. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP – MARY ANN AND GINGER

    (CONTINUED)
   ALSO ABOARD THE MISSING BOAT WERE MISS 
   MARY ANN SUMMERS OF WINFIELD KANSAS AND 
   MISS GINGER GRANT OF HOLLYWOOD. MARY ANN 
   SUMMERS AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG BRUNETTE IS 
   EMPLOYED AT THE WINFIELD GENERAL STORE. 
   GLAMOROUS GINGER GRANT ACCORDING TO 
   FRIENDS, BOARDED THE BOAT AFTER A NIGHT 
   CLUB SINGING ENGAGEMENT STILL WEARING THE 
   EVENING DRESS FROM HER LAST PERFORMANCE. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP – PROFESSOR

    (CONTINUED)
   THE FINAL MEMBER OF THE MISSING GROUP WAS 
   PROFESSOR ROY HINKLEY, RESEARCH SCIENTIST 
   AND WELL KNOWN SCOUT MASTER. 

CUT TO: EXT – BEACH – WIDE SHOT – PASSENGERS

    (CONTINUED)
   HOPE FOR THEIR SURVIVAL GROWS DIM. AND 
   NOW THE LATEST FROM WALL STREET, TODAY 
   THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE…
 
 The professor reaches over and turns off the radio 
 which prompts Mr. Howell to get upset.

    MR HOWELL
   Don't shut that off! That's the best 
   part! I mean really!

        FADE OUT

 
 



    #WJAR-TV #JuneFerreira #JuneEdwards #MassachusettsMedium

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